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To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory
“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙
“I love you, Gordon.”
Gordon meaning sexist man alive
If he a Scorpio
He all ways right never wrong
It’s Gordon be more like Gordon
He’s a Gordon wow
a kid who will turn all your friends gay
The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men
A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.
they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"
one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"
Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age
He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly
Gordon is ugly
An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.
"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"