hi i am looking for love

lol if your seeing this me too. Try to find me.

hi i am looking for love, so alone.

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Hello, I am Under the Water

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

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I am half me foxy

An insecure children who makes bad edit of her face with a foxy's face in it, and captioned the post "I am half me foxy" then post it on Google+

I am half me foxy

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i am racist

gay someone named casius

casiu's name is i am racist

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what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

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I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

hill I am willing to die on

An opinion with which one will stick no matter what, yea verily, even unto death itself. Usually regarding an incredibly trivial and inconsequential matter... but not always.

"coconut water is a top tier beverage. this is a hill i am willing to die on" - Twitter user @nailaham1ra, 8/19/2020

I say Bernie got screwed, and that's a hill I am wiling to die on.