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Noob zombies is a word used by most forums and games to describe a infection of noobs.
They commonly troll forums posting stupid answers to every stupid thread there is which in return causes more stupidity with the once intelligent forum users.
The infection and uprising of noobs can be caused by one noob. or simply a newbie who is new and thinks he is better than those who have played years whitlist the user having a playtime of only playing 5 minutes..
Many users fear the "noob zombies" because it can start wiki drama and violence.
The symptoms of this Disease are the following.
1.stuttered speech (such as using ones or zeros in sentances or severe misspells)
2. Drama (noob zombies have been known to output a severe amount of drama.
3.Violence (noobs have been known to make personnel threats to people when in reality he would punk out)
Hank: been to runescape.com lately?
Suffery: hell no..theres so many noob zombies there
Hank: ok how about yahoo answers?
Suffery: ok ill take a look
Hank:Great!
Suffery: 0mg i f331 funn3
Hank: oh god no! suffery!!!?!?!!?
Suffery: 1t hu4ts
Hank: ill find a cure!
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A member of ARG-IRC, an internet relay chat server.
god damn those arginian zombies, they keep eating all our gigabytez
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A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
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One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
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(noun)
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
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A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.
Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.
Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:
"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"
"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"
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A PunXka band formed in Mexico City and currently located in Los Angeles, CA. Their music is influenced by Punk, Ska, Hardcore, Metal, Reggae, Crack Rock Steady.They define their music as "Zombie PunXka". They sing about society,zombies, life,racism all all kinds of topics. Their songs are sung in Spanish and English. They have toured all over Mexico and the USA. They have 4 releases and they are featured on several compilations with bands such as: Voodoo Glow Skulls, Leftover Crack, Star Fucking Hipsters, Left Alone, Union 13, Subhumans, Hellmouth, Embrace the kill, Atrocity Solution and more
They have played with: Marky Ramone, Death Mold, Stza Crack(Singer,Guitar player,and Songwriter for Choking Victim/Leftover Crack/Star Fucking Hipsters),The Casualties, Union 13, Left Alone, Wisecracker, Public Serpents(Choking Victim's ex-drummer's band),Green Jelly, Star Fucking Hipsters, Buck-O-Nine, Nobody's Hero (members of Against All Authority), Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Assorted Jelly Beans,Chris Murray Combo, Big D and The Kids Table, Voodoo Glow Skulls and more...
They are also part of the Crack Rock Steady Siete (a mexican version of the infamous Crack Rock Steady Seven) where they team up with Stza Crack to play Choking Victim/Leftover Crack songs, they released 2 original songs, "The CRS7 Theme song" and "We all must die".
Dude 1: : hey man! are you going to the SFH's show?, Niño zombi is also playing, i heard they might play some CV/LoC songs with Stza as the Crack Rock Steady Siete"
Dude 2: yeah man, I'm down let's go, Niño Zombi is the shit!
Dude 1: alright!! Zombies Never Die!!!
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