Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.
"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad
9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom
12:00 A Zoom
1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom
ALL WEEK
The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.
me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson
the new snap insta and messenger
snap where? insta where? zoom here!
A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.
Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay