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The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?
Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob
Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
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"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"
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The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
Apologizing to somebody without ceasing as a way to coerce them, nicely, into what you want them to do.
Taken from The Yarn Harlot's blog yarnharlot.ca/blog - I pulled a Canadian Special... "I'm so sorry you think you have no seats. I feel terrible about this. Oh my goodness, I just feel so bad that you have to find one. I'm sorry I have to go to Toronto, I apologize for needing to really go tonight. Thanks so much for the help, I know you'll find me something, I apologize for being such a pain. No, no - I'm so sorry I can't go sit down. Please, accept my apology for this difficulty. I feel terrible that you have to do this for me."
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the canadian water girl autumn peltier
yo bro did you see canadian greta at parliament
The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".
Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!
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Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.