wallet gun

Pants that tend to eject wallets out while sitting due to poorly designed pockets.

Dude, its the third time this week that my wallet has fallen out!
That's because you're packing wallet guns.

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gun nut

1. A person who takes a keen interest in firearms and ammunition, possibly including the study, peer discussion, ownership, bearing and use thereof - usually used playingly by oneself or by other firearms enthusiasts in this sense. Often associates with people with similar interests.

2. A person who takes seemingly morbid interest in firearms out of a belief that they provide protection, security and freedom while appearing scary to the uninitiated - usually used derogatively by non-gun people, particularly those who are scared of firearms.

Me: I keep my AR-15 mags loaded with hollow points for reduced penetration and higher stopping power for riot protection.
Everyone else: You're just another dangerous Second Amendment freak, a raving gun nut.

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top gun

Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.

I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.

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gun ho

what the linguistically challenged mistake for "gung ho".

i was on the interweb and this guy was all talkin' about people being 'gun ho'. which is odd. because no one says that.

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finger guns

A safe word for bisexuals for getting recognized in a crowd.

Also frequently used in film theories.

ANY PERSON: *finger guns*
BI PEOPLE: "OMG is he one of us!?!?"

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Top Gun

The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.

The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.

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Gatling Gun

A kick ass gun that has six barrels for cooling that rotate while firing.It uses a crank rather then a trigger.

The gatling gun is the old school version of the mini gun.

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