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A giant piece of shit. The biggest asshole you will ever meet. Want to have a bad day? Spend 5 minutes with Jim king. A Jim king loves to shit on people.
"Is that Jim king?"
"Yeah, fuck that guy. Hes an asshole."
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To masturbate with your wrists tied together, sometimes alternating between hands or using both at the same time. Named after Jim-Bob Duggar for tying his sons hands together as a masturbation punishment.
I have horrible rope burn from my Jim-Bobbing session last night, but you just can't beat that two handed vice-grip finish.
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Fake male porn star, often used in saterical works. This fictional character is very skilled at giving rimjobs, and loves to taste the anus of other porn stars. He is depicted as being bisexual, but mainly gives rimjobs to women.
Mike: Yo, I saw your uncle yesterday.
John: Really?
Mike: Yeah. His name is Rimjob Jim.
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A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.
My girlfriend loves slim jims.
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A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.
For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?
Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.
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The Nasty Jim is a move very similar to a dirty sanchez, instead of simply using just the fingers to penetrate the partners ass, the entire fist is used. The same principle still applies as the fist is still rubbed along the face and feces is still transmitted from the fist to the partners face.
After giving her a rough anal fucking, I pulled out and gave her a Nasty Jim just before I grabbed my pants and left
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