Jim-Bobbing

To masturbate with your wrists tied together, sometimes alternating between hands or using both at the same time. Named after Jim-Bob Duggar for tying his sons hands together as a masturbation punishment.

I have horrible rope burn from my Jim-Bobbing session last night, but you just can't beat that two handed vice-grip finish.

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Jim King

A giant piece of shit. The biggest asshole you will ever meet. Want to have a bad day? Spend 5 minutes with Jim king. A Jim king loves to shit on people.

"Is that Jim king?"

"Yeah, fuck that guy. Hes an asshole."

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Rimjob Jim

Fake male porn star, often used in saterical works. This fictional character is very skilled at giving rimjobs, and loves to taste the anus of other porn stars. He is depicted as being bisexual, but mainly gives rimjobs to women.

Mike: Yo, I saw your uncle yesterday.
John: Really?
Mike: Yeah. His name is Rimjob Jim.

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Slim Jim

A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.

My girlfriend loves slim jims.

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big jim

Being big, from New York, and Jewish.

That kid is such a big jim

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Jim Rome

A radio show host who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. Unfortunately, his version of "telling it like it is" involves constructing his opinions with the most obvious statements in sports.

For example: "Yeah, right, Barry. You're not on steroids. Your head has just tripled in size over the last four years naturally." Is that really something that listeners have never heard before?

Honestly, does Jim Rome have any fresh things to say? And by fresh, I mean new/original, not smart/sassy.

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Sloppy Jim

Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.

Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.

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