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The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey
Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.
Noun.
A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.
Kitten Turtle behaviors :
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.
fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle
A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum
Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!
A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.
Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.
Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.
Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.
Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.
Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"
"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
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When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
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