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Extremely dirty foot caused when sandals are worn to the bars for a long period of time.
Keep your bar toe off my couch.
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Something I would kill you for.
Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
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n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.
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To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.
I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.
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Using your vacation time wisely by sitting at a local bar every day, all day. It's a lot like a Vacation and Staycation wraped into one, with an alcohol bow on top.
I can't afford to leave town and drink this year, so I'll just use my vacation time for a bar-cation with friends.
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The poor guy behind the bar, usually a hapless college student trying to 'break into the business', who works for pennies yet does all the hard work in the bar such as refilling kegs, restocking the ice chests, kicking obnoxious drunkards asses, etc, while the hot, big boobed 'bartenders' flirt with the customers and take all the tips.
Hey bar bitch, the Bud Light's empty again!
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A strip joint where the dancers go bottomless. Not to be confused with a titty bar, which generally are only topless.
John wanted to go to the titty bar, but I said, "Fuck that shit! We're going to the pussy bar."
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