A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.
K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.
It's what you call someone who isn't your boyfriend but is the closest thing you've got to one.
No, that's why I say boyfriend thinger... if he knew I called him that he would be my boyfriend.
Hatoful boyfriend is a dating simulator that lets you go out with pigeons.
Even tho it looks happy and goofy at first, it's actually well known for having dark stories hidden within it.
This game can be played on the PC or PS Vita.
Hey did you play Hatoful Boyfriend? Tohri is best birb.
An interim boyfriend is a man who becomes very close to a woman, but is not quite the dream boyfriend she has in mind. She may let her guard down and even begin to love you, but because of the dream man in her head, and the fact that you're not it, it just isn't going to happen. Be ready for a world of hurt when she finally finds her dream guy.
"After she met her dream man, I realized that I was only an interim boyfriend. I feel like a total tool for thinking this could go anywhere."
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A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
John went to dinner with Jennifer's family
Are they going out?
No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend
What do you mean?
He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
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1.)Gets high and/or drunk and flirts with other girls almost breaking up with their gfs
2.)Doesn't introduce himself to his gf's parents
3.)Say stuff like I love you boo boo kitty fuck instead of sweet things
4.)Is dumb to the extreme
"Wow kiwi has a dumb boyfriend"
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Someone who is supposed to love you but just does not. They will hurt you with every chance they get by doing stupid things and knowing your mortal feelings are just too influencial for you so you will love him no matter how stupid he is.
"Hey how's the boyfriend?"
"He keeps doing these stupid things but I can't leave him I love him too much"
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