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buzz cut

A head sheared all over with a clipper to a length of 1/2 to one inch.

Damn it's hot. I'm getting a buzz cut for the summer.

by Tom Sr. November 5, 2005

204๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

by jaklumen September 6, 2003

90๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

by ChanDan March 27, 2013

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


team cut

Group of guys who are circumcised

Evan: "I just found out I'm circumcised ."
Josh"Dude welcome to team cut."

by CommonFACTSonUSELESSknowledge September 20, 2017


bruise-cut

A bruise with a cut on top of it. It may or may not bleed. This particular injury is usually associated with core sports activity.

<a man skateboarding falls> Dude what you'd get... a bruise-cut?

by Jorden Elliott May 4, 2008


cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.

Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.

by Chozen317 September 8, 2020


Barracks Cut

A barracks cut is a terrible and uneven haircut done during the weekend or the night prior to first formation for the following day in the active duty military. The haircut is given in the barracks and it usually just takes the hair off the ears and sides to a point so that it looks in accordance with regualtions with a patrol cap (pc) on. The cut also takes enough hair off so if the Platoon Sergeant or the First Sergeant sees the individual without a pc on they can't say anything other than how terrible the haircut looks.

First Sergeant told Specialist Walker at final formation Friday that if he comes back Monday without a haircut he's getting his head shaved by his squad. Specialist Walker went out and partied all weekend so he had to get a Barracks Cut Sunday night and hope First Sergeant wouldn't notice at first formation Monday.

by SpartnMarine March 11, 2017