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A town northwest of Chicago, close to many other towns, such as Poplar Grove Many of the town's inhabitants refer to each other as "pro" or "boss". They also are home to some self-centered and narcissistic people. The town's inhabitant's also like a short variety of music. For example, they worship LMFAO and Lil Wayne, but not much else. The town is also dangerously conservative, homophobic, and pro-life, meaning people with common sense are often excluded from daily activities, which include starting shit at the local roll-a-rink, and conforming to popular culture.
Hey man, you wanna go to Crystal Lake? Naw, man, I'm a liberal, they'll eat me alive.
(Typical conversation between Crystal Lakians) Dude, you're such a pro! Yeah, I work it like a boss. *Turns to gay kid* HOMO!
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Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
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the rightfully given nickname to the city of cleveland ohio because the city truly is one of the biggest mistakes in the world. not only has cleveland managed to set a river on fire but they also havent won a sports championship since 1948
im looking on the map for cleveland but its nowhere to be found.
thats because they changed the name to mistake by the lake
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A former rural Washington town now owned by developers with very little park space and nothing but massive cloned subdivisions and franchise fry shacks. There is a gorgeous 80' waterfall there called Victor Falls which anywhere else would be a nice park but trash is strewn about and garbage is all over at the base of the falls.
Let's not go to Bonney Lake. Theres no "there" there.
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A small quaint, and quiet town about 25 miles northeast of Flint. Always fun, but definately something about this town is strange!
Let's go swimming at Otter Lake
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White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..
“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”
“What are you freaking out about, this is just day in the life Wonder Lake”
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A higher degree of "swamp ass", generally having the underwear soaked to an extreme extent.
John just got done playing basketball and while he was changing, the rest of the team notices his lake ass.
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