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When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.
Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock
The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.
Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!
A sports fan who yells, makes noisy, load absurd gestures during a pivotal moment or when their team scores. Usually flailing arms, some jumping around, and talking to themselves or to the TV is involved.
This guy has Sports Tourette's. Every time KC scores, he gets load and obnoxious.
the face that people put on whilst playing strenuous sports. often inculdes scrunching the nose and squinting the eyes.
check out the sports face on that girl..
1. the act of masturbating for long periods of time while in the shower.
1. Engaging in shower sports extended his showers by 10 minutes.
'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!