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to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen December 26, 2015


Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.

Jacob is a Sports Liberal

by Mandingos Mudflapage May 26, 2021


ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.

Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!

by Justin Inches July 27, 2015


sports cock

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.

Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

by pschareuchattintomefamEEEEEEEE March 21, 2021


Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 15, 2023


Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.

(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?

by realartax August 16, 2023


Extreme Sport

A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy

Base Jumping is an extreme sport which is very dangerous and risky though very exciting .

by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018