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travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017


unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024


Travels With Charley

A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.

That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.

by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018


space traveller

A curious and adventerous person who blasts off on psychdelics, especially psychdelic cocktails, and explores the depths of the mental universe.

Dani is a true space traveller. His space missions changed his outlook on reality.

by Space traveller July 20, 2018


sustainable travel

A travel style preferred by tree-huggers and hippies. Often times, the vegan will immediately declare themselves a vegan, and then declare and try to enforce a sustainable viewpoint on helpless plebs that are still eating that delicious hamburger.

Did you hear about those tree-huggers flying a plane on solar energy around the world? Yeah, neither did I. Apparently that's sustainable travel, it'll never be mainstream though, so it's mostly for hipsters.

by Jaw112211 March 2, 2016


blues traveler

Sexual intercourse during which both parties have a harmonica in their mouths.

The blues traveler move may make the most god-awful sounds, but the hook will always bring that lover back.

by Illegalpriest May 12, 2020


traveler's tax

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.

Traveler's tax.

by ethanrhett August 26, 2010