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A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.
She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!
Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.
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The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.
The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!
White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.
Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.
White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!
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Women grow their hair out for their weddings and afterward cut it off, sometimes donating it. This is a wife chop.
She finally got her wife chop after four weeks of marriage.
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In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.
Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"
woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."
Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"
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An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"
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Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.
"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"
Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.