May 4th

The best day of the year cause it’s my birthday :)

May 4th

Happy Birthday!

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May 18th

May 18th is National ask your crush day good luck

Darrick: holly shit it’s may 18th uk wah dat means

Jacob: yea time to see if she like me bck

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may 7

The day you appreciate short queens

May 7 is the day u appreciate short queens ( under 5‘5 )

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May 4

Star Wars day:
My the force- forth be with you..

Person 1: ''Hey guess what?''
Person 2: ''What''
Person 1: ''Star wars day!''
Person 2: ''Star wars day! its May 4th?''
Person 1: ''May the Forth be with you.''
Person 2 : ''Ohhh.''

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May 18th

Pick your girl up an eat her out so good it drives her crazy

Ima go eat my girls puss on may 18th

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may 25th

A day of the year

Person 1: Define may 25th
Person 2: a day of the year dumb butt

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may 27

national fuck you girlfriend day.

gf:fuck me
u:no
gf:it’s may 27
u:okay and?
gf:it’s national fuck your gf day dumbass
u:stfu before i leave ur ass

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