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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...

by Le Handle May 10, 2021


Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie

Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy

by Fake roadmen June 06, 2020


absolute unit

A man or woman of exceptional body mass, size, and/or corpulence.

Liverpool BMX president Neil Cameron said, despite the name, Kama Kazi is a "lovely bloke", "great with the kids" and also an "absolute unit".

by Delbosco October 14, 2021


Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022


Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 05, 2022


Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 09, 2020


Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 06, 2024