The worst inside joke (hand gesture)

When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.

Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "

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inside-the-park home run

The baseball themed innuendo equivalent to rape.

Bro #1: "Dude I totally ended last night with an Inside-the-park Home run."
Bro #2: "Isn't that illegal?"
Bro #1: "Not when the catcher's drunk!"
Bro #2: "Chyeah, brah!"

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How to get a shark inside you

You know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If people are wondering how to get a shark inside you here is how

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inside out, double stuffed oreo

when you are white on the outside, but black on the inside-- that's a inside out oreo. if you're that and double stuffed-- you are extra black on the inside. :)

johnny-- yo man im an inside out oreo!
bob-- well im an inside out, double stuffed oreo! beat it!
johnny--.... i cant homes.

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Something Inside Me Has Died

I have crept
In your ugly world
I have slept
In every way
I have something
Nobody can steal
You have nothing
Because I’m for real

Something Inside Me Has
Has
Died
Died

I don't know
Where I’ll be in a thousand years
It don't show
I've hid it well behind my other tears
In the shadow
Of where you stand in my light
It's so shallow
No need to fight

Because something inside me has
Has
Has
Died
Died

Something Inside Me Has Died

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Inside Out Chicken Twistie

A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.

‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.

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Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story

The best Mario game ever made.

Mario and Luigi Bowser’s inside story is the best Mario game
You’re spitting facts