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Pick me ass bitch is someone who likes to act like everyone else in hope that they'll gain a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend. Tries too hard to be everyone's friend. Always underneath someone's ass and is willing to make others look dumb just to be around someone's company.
Him: Who here is a virgin?
Her: Me, I've never even sucked dick before.
Another guy:That's a pick me ass bitch.
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Real Ass Bitch Syndrome is a girl that doesn't back down and isn't weak.
Boss: Go clean tge break room.
RAB(Real Ass Bitch): Ummm no. I suffer from real ass bitch syndrome that says I can't and won't clean shit.
As you see the real as bitch wouldn't clean the break room.
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This is the biggest insult you can call someone. It is even worse than stealing their nose. It is the only insult worse than poo poo head
Person A: “Gotcha Nose!”
Person B: “Give it back you Poo Poo Ass Bitch!”
Person A: “Hey man that really hurt my feelings. I didn’t like how you called me a ‘poo poo ass bitch.’ It was very hurtful, and it really makes me question our friendship. Try not to use such a harsh insult next time. Are we still friends?”
Person B: “Yea, man. I’m sorry that I said that. I take it back. Please don’t tell my mom.”
Person A: “Nah I won’t tell either of our moms. We’re cool. Here’s your nose back.”
Person B : “Thanks man. Will you put it back on my faces.”
Person A: “Of course.”
Person B: “IT’S NOT WORKING!!”
Person A: “One sec lemme fix it.”
Person B: “Thanks, bro. I can smell again.”
Person A: “Anytime, bro.”
*The two bros hug it out*
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jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything
a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn
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Meghan D
someone who lies, cheats, lies, cheats and is a complete and total psycho. beware of these types, they will flip out on you for no reason
i found out she cheated on me, and that slut ass bitch whore filped out and started hitting me
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An old lady whose feminine perfume of sweat does all that jazz and wherever her ass moves she doesn't care. She plays around(your sight of what she makes) like a boss. Being a boss ass bitch requires mind blowing.
-She is so sweet that you can't tolerate.
-C'mon Eileen! She's a boss ass bitch.
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The candy man ain't gonna do shit.
He's a bitch ass hoe ass bitch ass.
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