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Your crush will kiss you day,
Basically your crush will kiss you
Person 1: OMG!!! It's August 27th!!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: It means your crush will kiss you!!!
Person 2: OMGGG YAY!
Kobe Bryant day. On this day every year people will celebrate the life of Kobe. He was one of the greatest basketball players ever
Guy:
Guess what today is
Guy 2:
What?!?!
Guy:
It Kobe day, that’s why I’m wear the basketball jersey, it’s August 24
Guy 2:
ILL GO GRAB MINE
National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.
Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out
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The day crack heads were born
Person 1:why is she so crazy
Person 2:maybe she was born on 21 august
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you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.
"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"
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This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now
August 15 gotta grab ass day
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people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.
boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying
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