coin slot axe wound

A verse in George “joji” Miller’s song “ hot nickel ball on a pussy”. It most likley means a destroyed puss

All over twats ,little coin slot axe wounds.

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Hairy Battle-Axe Wound

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.

Her ass is three ax handles wide.

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grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

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diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

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Hairy Axe Wound

Womans private parts

He booted her right in the hairy axe wound.

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moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

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