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A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?
I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night
when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"
A pizza bagel is a delight which is a bagel with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni and veggies if you want to change up the heavenly delight. You can make them at your home or buy them pre-made in frozen ready to be cooked in an oven, toaster oven and microwave.
"Mom! Can you make me some Pizza Bagels?"
When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.
"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"
"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."
a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.
"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."
"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."
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Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel
Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.
Steve: I know, lets bagel race!
Peter: Ok!
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