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A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,
"i love bald cat day"
The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mr Body Bald is a robot resembling a bald child that looks like Malachi. Mr Body Bald will scream about how he is going to Urinate all over you and poop all over you untill, his butt turns white. The only way to shut him down is to say "Penis". His goal in life is to get someone to "Suck his butt untill it turns red."
Levi: Why can't you just suck my butt till it turns red?!
Noah: Shut up Mr Body Bald
wonderful place where you drive golf carts, and look at the stars. Small island with great people.
The stars were bright over on Bald Head Island
Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
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(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."
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A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.
Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!
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