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A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.
Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig
Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.
protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.
protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.
Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.
Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.
Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!
In the closet about rebeling
Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek
a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped
whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge
A closet or small space secretly (or not so secretly) used solely for doing recreational drugs
"Meet me in the drugs' closet in 5"
A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.
“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”