banana boner

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.

The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!

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I-Boner

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

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pop a boner

to develop a penile erection

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

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Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

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giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

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jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

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Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

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