under the desk support

when ur girl gives u head under ur desk while you play on your PC :))

"want some under the desk support while you play, babe?"

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take under advisement

The proper response to someone who request or advises you to do something you have no intention of doing. Synonym: fuck off.

Girl: "You should really apply yourself more at work!"
Guy: "I will take that under advisement."

take under advisement

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spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.

From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."

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hide under a rock

not involved in social activities

Did you hide under a rock?

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under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)

That meth leb could be right under your nose.

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Over-Under Thunder

When a girl farts and queefs simultaneously, placing one hand "over" her vagina, and the other hand "under" her legs, on her ass, both in a cup-like position. When said girl farts and queefs, she moves her cupped hands from a closed to open position, thus creating a loud "Over-Under Thunder." This act is common when girls have pajama parties.

Cindy: Uh-oh! I have to fart and queef at the same time! What should I do?
Stacey: You should cut an Over-Under Thunder!

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under 88 mph

how one must drive a delorean.

keep it under 88 mph!!!

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