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noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with
Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.
Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.
An attractive older woman with silver/gray in her hair. Female equivalent of "Silver Fox"
Wow! Look at that stunning silver beaver! She's way older than me, but I'd 10/10 hit that!
A mass amount of vaginas (females) inside a pool/water. Similar to calling multiple males at a party being a sausage fest.
Holy shit bro, look at that awesome beaver pool. Lets dive in.
The act of searching, or obtaining some pussy by any means. Sometimes resulting in desperately going door to door for that sweet puss-ham.
Last night my dick was achin something fierce so i visited Sarah, Kate, and Jenna for some late night beaver knocking.
A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.
"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.
I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!
A pussy that is either sexually repressed or completely and utterly unsatisfied before, during, or after sex and becomes angry as shit because it’s owner did not get off OR even come close. When a woman lies motionless facing the wall after sex, her pussy is getting angry and it is slowly becoming overwhelmed with rage. The woman will not talk about her pussy’s dissatisfaction but instead will merely use it, a little at a time, to make the life of the offending penis’s owner unbelievably miserable.
The traits of a woman with an Angry Beaver can manifest themselves in such a way that they can be mistakenly classified as bitchiness or PMS. The easy was to differentiate between a woman with an Angry Beaver and one who is just a “Straight up Cunt,” is to bang her brains out (multiple times if possible). If she is cured of her symptoms, you know that she just had an Angry Beaver.
Dude, once she gets rammed hard a few dozen times it should tame her Angry Beaver.
I hear Bob can't get it up and I bet'cha his wife has one hell of an Angry Beaver!