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A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with
Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.
The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.
When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed
He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.
A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner
I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.
John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.
The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.
Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences