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I’ll Bet You

Ice cubes on a red hot stove will melt, and I'll bet ya
A drowning man bet his first words are help, and I'll bet ya
If you bet on a horse and the horse don't win, you lose, and I'll bet ya
If you try, to sit on air, you're gonna fall, and I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I’ll Bet You never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose with love
I'm gonna win, and I'll bet ya

Take a car, without fuel, it ain't gonna move, and I'll bet ya
A carpenter can't build his house without any tools, and I'll bet ya
If your shoes are too small, they hurt your feet, and I'll bet ya
And you can't know what's goin' on, if you're asleep, oh I'll bet ya

If you want a winning hand
If you want a perfect man
I'll bet you never lose my love
You will win and I'll bet ya
Bet you never lose my love
You got to win, I bet ya

I'll bet you never lose my love

by Death Menace March 6, 2023


Fendi bet

A fendi bet is a bet where one makes a bet without any knowledge on the team or sport.

Hey Fernando what’s all those random tennis props you added there? That looks like a fendi bet you don’t even watch tennis!

by Romy.VQ15 October 10, 2022


bet mosso

you suck it (suck the dick)
she sucks it (sucks the dick)

kess emma hayde bet mosso / enta bet mosso

by sexy mother fEucker February 25, 2021


Mega bet

An event that is so good it is not just a bet but a mega bet. Only used on rare occurrences when the situation obviously deserves such a title.

Person 1: "Yo the buhl is gonna get us a case of natty tonight"
Person 2: "That's a mega bet"

by Any Lurk God June 26, 2017


ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023


slight bet

An affirmation often said by someone named Daniel

Me: What do you think of these Vans?

Daniel: Are they white?

Me: Yeah

Daniel: Slight bet

by Herbstalk February 5, 2021


The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl May 28, 2018