scraper bike

Pronounced "thcray-per bike"

A bike with the front wheel removed, so that the fork scrapes along the ground when the bike is ridden. A bike will typically end up this way if the owner only locks the front wheel and fails to secure the frame. This mode of transport is popular among young males in the London borough of Southwark.

Dave: My dad got me a new scraper bike.
Charlene (begins to walk clockwise): Scraping on my scraper bike, scraping on my scraper bike, etc

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Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.

Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!

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bike racist

(bīk–rās•ist) n. any person that plays Bike Race on a regular basis, especially to the point that it changes the players behavior and habits, adversely affecting their lifestyle and relationships
2) any racist person on a bicycle or motorcyle
3) a bicycle, motorcycle or scooter with the belief that two-wheeled vehicles are superior to other forms of transportation
4) a racist motorcycle gang member
5)idk, I’m done

Flushy-Dump had become the top bike racist in the Chopper Wannabe Tournament after weeks of ignoring his obligations and family just to play Bike Race.

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injun on a bike

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

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Dyke Bike

A dirt bike, and only a dirt bike, that is ridden by two persons of the same sex. ( male or female in case you are a retarded fuck who thinks there is more than two genders)

There goes Rachel and her friend on their Dyke bike

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Bike Race

1. Something that gets in the way of something
2. A minor annoyance that begins to get more and more unbearable

1. "Those gas prices are such a bike race!"

2. "Those kids are a major bike race..."

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dyke on a bike

so basically this is when there is a lesbian that is riding on a bike. and when you see one you yell!!! nothing against these people though.

"DYKE ON A BIKE!!!"
ahahahah

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