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An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.
"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.
A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.
Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.
Cocaine
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If your parents killed you its the "mail"
"And she hit that booger sugar 'til her nose bleed (Alright, alright, alright)
Bounce that shit forever, she on both knees"
-T. Scott
A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
I wake up some mornings with the taste of bad decisions, and a face full of beard boogers.
Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly
“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say”
“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”