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You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school
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An alcohol drink, containing half a redbull and a shot of tequila, taken as a shot. Invented at Old Queens Tavern in New Brunswick, NJ, by Pete.
I did 3 book keepers last night, got in a fight, and stayed up til 6 am to get breakfast.
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A bot on the app KIK used to search up Urban dictionary entries for those who are too lazy to go on the actual website.
"Urban Dictionary is blocked by our school wifi! Don't worry we'll just use Urban Book on kik to search it up."
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Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.
Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.
Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
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Like a dicktionary or a chicktionary, a bone book is a phonebook (could be a real book or one on the phone itself) with phone numbers of girls a guy wants to/ can bone.
Guy 1: hey whos that girl?
Guy 2: idk but I have to get her number for my bonebook
Guy 1: you mean phonebook?
Guy 2: nope, bone book. Look it up on urbandictionary.
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One who handles money and looks after the affiars of an association, club, organization ect.
See also: Secretary and or Treasurer and or Book Bitch and or Librarian
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