British Pound

The British Pound is a maneuver at the end of sex when the male nuts and then proceeds to throw tea bags on the woman. Then he pisses on the tea bags. And there you have a British pound.

Charly was not happy when I gave her a British pound.

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

British rain

Sad and depressing rain that happens ever day in Britain (London)

This rain happens every day cant get any tea work done British rain

British teen

A fuckin drug dealer

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s

British Khakadoo

A person of colour ( Black, Yellow, Brown etc.) who is british.

That asian is a British Khakadoo

selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?

Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D

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pro-british

people who support British

I am a pro-british.

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