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The Soul Bro or "Soulbro" is the one and only best male friend for you, one that you can feel in your heart and soul that they have been destined to become more than your best friend. They are the other half of your life of friendship and they both have complete trust of each other. They are like the opposite gender soulmate but to a higher extent. Relationship can be platonic, and can include sexual activity
Like soulmates, except between two males (hence Soul Bros) such as brothers or close friends, aka "bros."
- "Your my Soulbro, I can trust you completely, and we are always thinking about each other. I love you bro."
- "I love you too man, we are always there for each other no matter what because your my soulbro"
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The greatest insult ever written:
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included
Forum troll: No offence bro...
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when two dudes are married to each other
Adam and Steve are bro-husbands.
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A large collective of alpha-type male predators, typically gathered together in a noisy group so as to frighten away resource competition, as they aggressively pursue craft beers, televised football games, drunken females, and homoerotic hazing rituals.
The DJ played Backstreet Boys, inadvertently causing a riotous dance-off between the Cache of Bros.
One liner "advice" unattractive men are told to "magically" solve all said men's issues with meeting women.
"Just get a haircut bro"
"Just say this magic line bro"
"Just bro"
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A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."
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