Random
Source Code
Random
A humorous play on words derived from the fictional individual "Forrest Gump", for a little / "bump" of cocaine.
1: This party sucks, maybe a little Forrest Bump will help? 2: Yep, meet you by the torrlet in 5.
When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
A reference to sexual activity with your man or woman.
What do you mean you don't remember bumping cheeks last night?
A human scavenger of illicit narcotics
"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "
An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.
WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*