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Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.
That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.
When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"
A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late
An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined
"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."
Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe
Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!