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Carlo Codega

Expression used in northern Italy: An archetypal proper name unrelated to a person actually existed. It is used when willing to emphasize the obsoleteness and old age of any kind of object, mostly in rhetorical questions, where it is inquired whether a specific object, due to its old age, is the one who was formerly used or owned by Carlo Codega.

The origin of this expression is unknown, some claim that it might have developed in Milan after the 17th century: Codega was the nickname for the servants who, helped by a lantern, guided rich and nobles at night through the dark streets of Milan, at a time when the city yet wasn't electrically lit up. With the coming of electricity it became useless to require the help of a codega. Here would lie the connection between the proper name and an obsolete action or object.

Carlo: Yo Mario, have you already seen my new phone?
Mario: WTF dude, it doesn't even have a touch screen. Is this Carlo Codega's phone?

-----other context-----

* at the historical weapons exhibition*
dad: look Piero! This was Carlo Codega's rifle!
son: Carlo Codega? Who is this guy?
dad: Nobody, it's just... oh nevermind. Look! There is also a musket over there!
son: cool!

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022


Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021


carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.

Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.

by Carvibe October 19, 2019


Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart July 30, 2015


Carlos Riverbear

Usually thicc unmasculine man who is widely compared to food and loves ramon ayala usually refered to as oatmeal every carlos is a spicy mexican with a spicy personality

That guys is such a carlos riverbear

No wait its just a pudding cup

by Riverbear Expert September 8, 2018


sindy and carlos

Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together

Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos

by cantseeme January 22, 2014

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Carlos Febres

A retarded kid with no social/academic skills

Damn, Carlos Febres is such an asshole!

by BYNUAJ February 3, 2018