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The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina
My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.
A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.
1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.
2.) Lilith Fair
The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site
oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned
When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!