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Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.

You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson

by Noob skin November 23, 2021


Carson

a big wuss, that cant do shit ever he is cute for a baboon absolute idiot

that's a Carson for you

by madog2006 January 13, 2020


Carson

He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.

That Carson, he’s the best.

by Live.life January 6, 2019


Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.

Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."

by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 8, 2023


Carson

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carson is cool

by Gerar23 December 30, 2019


Carson

a person who lets you bully/talk abt them

Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch

by August 9, 2022


Carson

A sexy beast that is good at sports climbing and all sorts of awesome stuff any girl would be luck to have him and will love him

Man Carson is awesome

by Ugscngfbmfg July 5, 2017