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when you shove a head of lettuce in a man's butt and top it with croutons. the croutons must be organic.
"What kind of stuff did you get into last night?"
"Let's just say she gave me a green chef."
"Damn, I love organic croutons"
It's like a sugar daddy, but strictly with food.
I'm looking for a Chef Daddy, pay day isn't for another week.
Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.
Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.
Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
a person who spends their time cooking with multiple drugs in culinary meals
did you hear sassy is one of the greatest heff chefs?
n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.
My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!
The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.
Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.
when you are a chef schnuff then congrats! you have achieved the highest level of coolness and freshness possible. this is outstanding. being a chef schnuff means that you are born as a legend, thus you will die as a legend.
when you have a chef schnuff by your side, she/he is a keeper. ;)