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Chocolate Orgasm

With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious

Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea

by Brandon Raye July 28, 2008

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chocolate shrooms

Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.

Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)

by Orion1 November 24, 2006

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Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022


Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 19, 2009


Chocolate doorbell

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole while they are bent over.

Marsha bent down to pick up a penny and Sean gave her the old chocolate doorbell.

by Sean1331 January 19, 2019


Chocolate dolphin

When your doing a girl doggie style and you pull out and try to stick it in her butt and she says "eheh ehehe" like a dolphin.

I was banging this chick and try to give a chocolate dolphin. She was pissed

by Ajack32 March 4, 2017


Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 6, 2022