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With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious
Man, i had a killer chocolate orgasm last night with a time-out and tea
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Magic mushrooms dipped in chocolate. Easier to consume since the chocolate hides the generally bland flavor of mushrooms. The fact that they are dipped in chocolate has nothing to do with the strength of the actual mushrooms themselves.
Mmmmm... chocolate shrooms. :)
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A reverse vertical rim job with male positioned on top while Stroking his dick through the breasts
Friend 1:Jordan got his ass eaten and fucked her tits at the same time!
Friend 2: Bro that’s a chocolate dragonfly!
When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."
"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.
I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.
A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.
Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.