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Someone who drinks in excess before work
Did you see James come into work this morning. He was white claw Dan drunk!
When a man dresses up like a crab and performs the sexual act called 69
"Yo bro at the party yesterday I did the upside down claw it was crazy bro
When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time
“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”
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The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.
I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.
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a curse put upon the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2006 when someone contracted an awful flu that had been going on cursed his friends mom who is a dodgers fan because she told him to take "cats claw" to heal himself. Subsequently, he got sicker and sicker. He cursed the Dodgers to not win the world series for 50 more years.
i put the curse of the cats claw on your dodgers to not win the world series for 50 years
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A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.
"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"
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