clean the pickle

to masturbate in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots...compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat...which can leave chaff marks

When colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring

5👍 2👎

condo-clean

The thin layer of filth that seems to inhabit all condos and vacation rentals.

Roger: "yo breh, this fork looks a little nasty. Toss me another one!"

Doug: "no dude its all good, that forks condo-clean."

5👍 2👎

Clean the cow

Wash a larger then average lady.

I have to go home and clean the cow!

5👍 2👎

Crispy clean

Something that is awesome or very cool

Your car is crispy clean my guy

5👍 2👎

Spring Cleaning

A complete waste of time,
Basically just cleaning your house like you do every other week.

Spring cleaning is boring.

5👍 2👎

clean girls

A semi new viral video that is 100% worse than 2 girls 1 cup. Its starts out showing shit pokeing out of this chicks underwear. Then showing a ass actually shitting(its alittle more sick then the 2 girls 1 cup shitting part). Then the asian chicks start pukeing on each other and eating it of course. Then you see one the chicks looking like shes getting fucked in the ass but its really just her crapping a huge black turd in the other girls mouth. Finally the chicks are shareing the big black turd shoving it back and forth in there mouth. yea DIS-GUS-TING!

do NOT go to www.cleangirls.org !

but you do get a great laugh out of the Paris/london music!

if you think 2 girls 1 cup was disgusting, wait till you watch Clean Girls

25👍 29👎

[M-clean]

The hardest weightlifting maneuver known to man only performed my mclean himself

jesse: show me how to perform the M-clean
Matt: only i can do the m-clean
Brandon: mcleans the shit

14👍 10👎