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When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.
Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop
Fred: Did she enjoy it?
Tom: HELLS YEAH!
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Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.
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A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"
Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
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After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
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Another name for a stimulated pussy that is unshaven to the point where it is a hairy forest.
Polo rubbed Olivia's medium-rare coconut taco.
Dua lipa
Has a head like a coconut
Bitch
“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch”
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Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)
Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick
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