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Georgian College is conveniently located the farthest away from anything in Barrie while still being inside city limits. This college offers programs in healthcare, trades, business, culinary, and engineering while giving the illusion that golfing is a college program. The Barrie Campus boasts an average bar called the TLC; students flock to TLC because The Ranch is more than an hour walk away. House parties in Barrie generally have a minimal police presence, due to their mediocre nature. Due to a recent Snapchat account (MMG) Cannabis and Sluts seem to be a common item(seriously what do you expect from a college?). Drinking is the favored pastime by Georgian students, closely followed by pretending to be sober for class. The college also features both on and off campus residences; if you wish to play drinking games without being harassed the off campus residence is recommended. The Georgian College parking lot features many shit-box fart-can ricer cars and there douche bag drivers; as well as kids that can't park to save their asses. If you are looking for a college with average everything GC is right for you!
Cop 1: There is a house party at 252 Cook Street, should we respond?
Cop 2: Give it 20 minutes, the Georgian College students will realize it is a shit party and leave.
Cop 1: What happens if the party gets out of hand and the house buns down?
Cop 2: What are the chances of that happening AGAIN?
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probably the weirdest place you will ever go.
Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.
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Butler College is located within the Butler area and is well known, for its pussy fuck students who think they're top kunts and the sluts and the big puntas within it, also for the sloppy seconds that have been taken inside the school toilets for years.
Domenico : " Hey bro, I go to Butler College innit bruv "
Ryo: " what you mean "
Kaleb: " ay chur cuzzy cuz Butler College yeeeee "
Kailam: " Fouad is black "
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The 'best' college in the grubby town of Oadby. Renowned for its high grades, scabby individuals, groups of notorious 'hard kids', and vast quantities of grebs.
Man: "You go to Beauchamp College?"
Greb: "Yeah I do dwell in its darkest corners"
Man: "I feel sorry for you"
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a small town that people think is walla walla but is in fact a separate town. rumor has it that college place will band together and strike walla walla with a vengeance within the coming year and that will be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse/ world destruction known as 2012.
jordan: do you really believe in 2012?
tom: as long as college place thrives I will live in fear...
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Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.
Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?
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This is another name for City College of New York, a lousy cheap ghetto college in Harlem made out of shit. When walking through the college campus, you will probably step on a pile of monkey shit or get mugged because it is that bad. Everything at shitty college is broken because the college cant afford to fix anything.
Shitty college has the worse academic standards than a community college would have. The college has lots of homeless students and lots of mentally ill and mentally disabled people who are very psycho and do lots of cocaine. The students can't write a paragraph or solve a physics problem there without going into a total meltdown. Oh and this college is ugly.
Shitty college has lots of black squirrels and monkeys though.
My sister went to shitty college in Harlem and now she is homeless. She should have went to Columbia University.
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