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Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.
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A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.
"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.
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another word for ones ass
Person 1: We were having sex then she bounced up and got on all fours.
Person 2: You mean...
Person 1: Yes sir. She wanted she wanted it in her ass.
Person 2: Well it is natures condom.
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when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
MARK: hey i got to take a dump.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
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When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.
Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.
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dirty condom for slaping little kids and old people
ima licky condom you
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the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)
Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
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