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English Middle Class Slang used to describe when someone is having a furious outburst (go mental) for whatever reason.
Ashleigh: "Did you hear about Dave? He got caught with his pants down with another woman by his Wife!!!"
Lisa "Yeah I heard about it the other day, apparantly Dave's wife went absolutely "Craig David" and cut his tackle off with a 10 inch kitchen knife and fed it to the dog!"
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To suddenly quit a job without reason or warning and without another job lined up. Someone will most commonly "Up and Craig" when they are extremely unsatisfied with a new job responsibility or task. Often times, the person who up and Craig's will dissappear for a while so the previous employer cannot contact him.
I knew he didn't want to work on telephone poles now, but I didn't expect him to just up and Craig.
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The ship of Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak, two characters from South Park.
The names can be switched around. (Craig x Tweek)
"Did you watch the new South Park episode, Tweek x Craig?"
"Yeah! They're finally canon!"
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The empty stall between two men taking a dump. Ensures neither man questions the other's sexual orientation because someone's foot seems to be a little too close to the other stall.
Similar to the I'm not gay seat in movie theaters or the I'm not gay urinal.
Named after the Senator, Larry Craig, who was accused of trying to arrange a homosexual rendevous with an undercover cop by tapping his foot under the side of a bathroom stall.
I just got back from the bathroom, the empty stall between me and the guy who came in after me was the Larry Craig stall.
There were only 3 stalls and the 2 end ones were occupied, so I had to use the Larry Craig stall.
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Kurt Cobain fanboy and lead singer The Vines who like to play pretend and do a number of things late lead singer of Nirvana likes to do:
1) Sing and write almost identical songs as Kurt did, only worse.
2) Dress up in the same materials and looks Kurt used to wear on posters and such.
3) Keep his hair the same way Kurt did.
4) Smash his guitar on stage while trying to emulate Kurts body language and facial expression.
5) Crawl on stage the same way Kurt used to do when he was on heroin.
6) Abuse drugs the same way Kurt did (though Craig only has the stomache for soft drugs).
7) Establish a fake teenage angst eventhough coming from a good stabile background, adapting a very safe brand of Kurts self-destructiveness.
8) Abuse his audience the way Kurt did.
9) Claim he comes from the same musical background Kurt did with listening to the Beatles and originally going for Rishikesh as the bands name cause that's where the Beatles went (see; Nirvana, similarities and fake).
10) Self-diagnose himself with Asperger's syndrome cause Curt had ADHD.
Dude, Craig Nicholls is really effing fake!
Did you see that, lol! Craig Nicholls crawling on the stage trying to be Kurt Cobain! That's pathetic...
Wow, Craig Nicholls is really a shameless effing fanboy.
Seriously guys, there's more substance to Eminem than that grunge wigga poser Craig Nicholls.
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Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.
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A term to identify a fat, overweight person
Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!
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