A term of utter contempt for a man without any honor, scruples or roots for the future. A man with no respect for women and no financial stability. A man who schemes to gleam. A man who “acts as if.” A poser; a wankster. A hustler with no heart. A man who shines cause his girl is minted; douche.
Conversation
“Yo, did you see Tommy pull up wit the new Cayenne?”
“Yeah, it’s his wife’s. That mf ain’t minted. He’s a crumb bum. Lol”
Conversation
“Dude, why does Chad have his sunglasses on? It’s like 11: 00 PM. What is wrong with him? Does he think he’s Corey Hart or somethin?”
“Lol Nah, he’s prolly just tryin to show out. He’s a crumb bum.”
“Got you.”
Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.
or a Bum that is very Crummy.
1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".
2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "
When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
The minimal amount of money you get busting your ass for a large corporation that ultimately gets 99% of the profit without doing any of the work
Dan-Hey you got 200 dollars on your paycheck this week
Steve-Yeah but it’s just corporate crumbs from working 51 hours.
One who sprinkles little bread crumbs over your body before inserting his tongue into your anus
I didn’t realize Tina was really a crumb butler
Friend of the group raised without a mom. Visible lack of character traits and manners from the lack of a motherly figure
That crumb kid over there’s mom died of cancer when he was a kid and now he sucks Dorito dust off of his fingers.
Another term for jizzum, man goop or sperm gurgalor activity. The act of crumbing aka cumming.
Gurl im about to crumb all up in that ass.
Bro I crumbes so hard in this broads eyes the other day.