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that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded
damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class
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A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.
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when you lock yourself in the bathroom during school
did you hear about hank, he pulled of a david.
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He is a nice lovable person, but can also be a little mean but still nice.
Hey David how are you.
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A david is a person who is incapable of getting a girlfriend. They are always rejected no matter what.
"Oh my goodness, he needs to stop embarrassing himself. He's such a david!"
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A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breaths
David: hey you got a nice ass.!
Girl: uhmm i have a bf??
David: and that matters why???
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Fat and gay, can't get any girls
Wow that guy is such a David he can't even get Tatym
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